Happy Halloween From The Sock Behind 'Sockgirlie'

aka Michael Phelps:



Since I'm not having kids, this is what I do. Tim also has a pet cat who bears a striking resemblance to the object of one of my obsessions, so do say hello to Spaghetti Cat:



See how I can't even make spaghetti right? Thank God for take out. And for Halloween, where people give out free candy. Eat some for me, y'all.