You know, oftentimes when I may catch a glimpse or seven at a High School Musical movie, I find myself telling Zac Efron to pull up his pants already. However, let me stress to Mr. Efron that this advice only applies to those movies, and not, for example, when he is out on a beach somewhere. In other circumstances such as a beach walk or something, I am QUITE happy to let him let those pants hang as low as he wants to, and I highly encourage it because DAMN:
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"We Are Creeps" Winners of the Week: Me and David, during a showing of High School Musical 3 on Saturday night. (What? I went. I know. But it was 10 PM and there were 8 other people in the theater. But I'm going to go again. What? I sort of liked it.) ANYhoo - David and I cemented our "We Are Creeps" status right at the opening shot, when the screen fades from black into a close-up of a heavy-breathing, sweaty and soaking wet Zac Efron.
PAM: Guh!
DAVID: HOT.
Fast forward to a scene where Zac is lying on the floor in his girlfriend's room:
PAM: I want him to come lay in my room like that.
DAVID: Mmm hmmm.
Later, right before he is about to sing Scream, which is totally the new Bet On It, Zac goes to his locker and turns with his back to the camera and takes his shirt off so he can put on his basketball jersey for the big number. This is what transpired during the naked-back moment:
PAM: (all whispery) Turn around. Turn around.
DAVID: C'mon, do it.
PAM: Turn around!
Zac puts on his jersey before turning around....
DAVID: Aww!
PAM: Dammit!
THE PROFESSOR: [The universal "How old is that boy, you creeps?" look]
We are total creeps. Still - now you can see above what we were missing when he wouldn't just TURN THE EFF AROUND ALREADY. Wow, I need help. Does anyone have the number for Creeps Anonymous?
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"We Are Creeps" Winners of the Week: Me and David, during a showing of High School Musical 3 on Saturday night. (What? I went. I know. But it was 10 PM and there were 8 other people in the theater. But I'm going to go again. What? I sort of liked it.) ANYhoo - David and I cemented our "We Are Creeps" status right at the opening shot, when the screen fades from black into a close-up of a heavy-breathing, sweaty and soaking wet Zac Efron.
PAM: Guh!
DAVID: HOT.
Fast forward to a scene where Zac is lying on the floor in his girlfriend's room:
PAM: I want him to come lay in my room like that.
DAVID: Mmm hmmm.
Later, right before he is about to sing Scream, which is totally the new Bet On It, Zac goes to his locker and turns with his back to the camera and takes his shirt off so he can put on his basketball jersey for the big number. This is what transpired during the naked-back moment:
PAM: (all whispery) Turn around. Turn around.
DAVID: C'mon, do it.
PAM: Turn around!
Zac puts on his jersey before turning around....
DAVID: Aww!
PAM: Dammit!
THE PROFESSOR: [The universal "How old is that boy, you creeps?" look]
We are total creeps. Still - now you can see above what we were missing when he wouldn't just TURN THE EFF AROUND ALREADY. Wow, I need help. Does anyone have the number for Creeps Anonymous?
... and that quite succintly sums up my saturday night. except, i saw it twice. and i REALLY DUG the blue prom tux. and maybe the "i want it all" number. and maybe i DO want some of zeke's creme brulee. maybe i am going to see it again this weekend. QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IT ISN'T LIKE I LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK ALL DAY AT WORK.
ok, i do.
Posted by: heather | October 30, 2008 at 08:49 PM