Bar Tuesdays: Season Three 1/2 - Week Two
We're BACK! Bar Tuesdays are so rare during the winter months, but we knew we had to get together for a very special Bar Tuesday this week when we got word from our favorite bartender Norma that she was having a birthday party for herself at our favorite bar, Ye Olde Boulevard. We decided that we would make the night even more special by also making it our Holiday Bar Tuesday. When we got there, we found the bar decorated properly:
Do you notice something else about that picture? Look at all of those people there! We walked in and were all, "Who are these people? Get out of our bar!" But then again, we were celebrating Norma, so of course the place would be packed. We're just used to there being 2 other people in the bar besides us so we can have Norma to ourselves. Norma had a whole spread of homemade Italian food set up, and there was even karaoke for the occasion, which you know we took full advantage of. However, since it was so crowded, we had to set up shop upstairs for most of the night, which was okay with us. It gave us a good view over all of the festivities - and plus, you KNOW we always roll VIP at the dive bars.
Anyway, we had a good crew that night and just kicked back, celebrated and caught up. Oh, and people kept trying to lick my face in photos. Ah, it was good to be back together again:
This week also marked a special return appearance by world famous sock monkey Tim, who fit right in:
Aw, the two Ts.
Well, he did fit in until he started drinking heavily and then rambling on like a crazy drunk sock:
We finally got him under control as the party wore down and people started clearing out of the bar. This is when we probably should have A) left the bar as well or B) controlled ourselves like the sock. Instead, we decided it would be a good time for a holiday photo shoot with all of the fun and festive decorations. Yay! There's only two other people in the bar, let's have a photo shoot! Yay! Let's watch for Santa:
And sit by the fire!
I'm not sure at what point the photo shoot veered off in another direction, but all I know is that it turned wildly inappropriate. I believe the turning point happened shortly before three of us ended up partially clothed in the bar (er...hi, Mom!), including one of us standing there with his pants around his ankles. The photo shoot also led to a picture involving Paul, a urinal and his ass that I have tried to erase from my brain ever since I saw it. I told him I wouldn't post it, but he was all for it. People, you have been warned. If you still want to see the photo shoot, click here to see it - skip the last photo if you don't want to be scarred for life. Oh, Paul. And if you did dare to glance at the pics (hi, Pam's boobs!), maybe this soothing snow shot from when we were leaving the bar will help to ease your soul after seeing Paul's ass:
Happy Holidays from the Bar Tuesdays Crew, y'all. Now go buy your sock monkey a beer.
Do you notice something else about that picture? Look at all of those people there! We walked in and were all, "Who are these people? Get out of our bar!" But then again, we were celebrating Norma, so of course the place would be packed. We're just used to there being 2 other people in the bar besides us so we can have Norma to ourselves. Norma had a whole spread of homemade Italian food set up, and there was even karaoke for the occasion, which you know we took full advantage of. However, since it was so crowded, we had to set up shop upstairs for most of the night, which was okay with us. It gave us a good view over all of the festivities - and plus, you KNOW we always roll VIP at the dive bars.
Anyway, we had a good crew that night and just kicked back, celebrated and caught up. Oh, and people kept trying to lick my face in photos. Ah, it was good to be back together again:
This week also marked a special return appearance by world famous sock monkey Tim, who fit right in:
Aw, the two Ts.
Well, he did fit in until he started drinking heavily and then rambling on like a crazy drunk sock:
We finally got him under control as the party wore down and people started clearing out of the bar. This is when we probably should have A) left the bar as well or B) controlled ourselves like the sock. Instead, we decided it would be a good time for a holiday photo shoot with all of the fun and festive decorations. Yay! There's only two other people in the bar, let's have a photo shoot! Yay! Let's watch for Santa:
And sit by the fire!
I'm not sure at what point the photo shoot veered off in another direction, but all I know is that it turned wildly inappropriate. I believe the turning point happened shortly before three of us ended up partially clothed in the bar (er...hi, Mom!), including one of us standing there with his pants around his ankles. The photo shoot also led to a picture involving Paul, a urinal and his ass that I have tried to erase from my brain ever since I saw it. I told him I wouldn't post it, but he was all for it. People, you have been warned. If you still want to see the photo shoot, click here to see it - skip the last photo if you don't want to be scarred for life. Oh, Paul. And if you did dare to glance at the pics (hi, Pam's boobs!), maybe this soothing snow shot from when we were leaving the bar will help to ease your soul after seeing Paul's ass:
Happy Holidays from the Bar Tuesdays Crew, y'all. Now go buy your sock monkey a beer.
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