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2009 MTV Movie Awards: The Liveblog

Welcome, welcome. My, it's been a while since we've done an awards show together. Was it the Oscars? I believe so. Let's see if I can get back into the swing of things here.

So - MTV Movie Awards, aka the MTV Awards show where I actually know who almost all of the presenters and performers are. Will it be fun? Will Andy Samberg break out a laser cat? Will they ever be able to top the Lifetime Achievement Award given to Chewbacca years ago? For those of you keeping track at home, the answers to those questions are: maybe, possibly, and God no, are you kidding me? That Chewbacca thing was the greatest.

Hey, remember when Courtney Cox hosted this and she played the drums at the beginning? Am I making that up? I think that happened. Good Lord, I'm already loopy and this thing hasn't even started. Let's do this bitch - two hours with updates every ten minutes or so. Comment along with me if you'd like! And in the spirit of the subject of the awards...ACTION!

- Oh God, the screaming for Twilight has already begun and we're only a minute in. I'm already thinking of taking back what I said about this maybe being fun. That is going to win everything it's up for isn't it? Have I discussed Twilight here before? I don't think I have. Here's the thing - I haven't read the books, so I'm not as well-versed in the Twilight thing as people are. The only thing I know about it is from seeing the movie opening weekend and I hated it. I was bored, bored, bored. Jasper was hot, though. So just know that going forward. Anytime they win shit, I'm most likely rolling my eyes. Carrying on!

- Is the target audience for this show going to get this reference to The Reader? I kind of feel like young kids shouldn't see that movie for fear of them being scarred by shot after shot of Kate Winslet's creepy nips.

- Thank God Paul isn't over while Andy Samberg is telling them it's okay to fart tonight.

- MMMM, Zac Efron - maybe this won't be that bad.

- Ashley Tisdale's shoes are AMAZING. Sharpay would be so proud.

- Megan Fox is hot and all, but that hair! It looks like she just walked out of the shower. Girl, come on now. Nice Louboutins, though. Am I all about the shoes tonight or what? And say what you will, but I am very excited for the new Transformers movie.

- Am I the only one who feels like The Dark Knight happened so long ago?

- Shia kind of looks like he's going to rape someone. Sketchy.

- Poor Robert Pattinson getting screamed at everywhere he goes. You'll always be Cedric to me, Robby Boy.

- Do I really have to recap Eminem? Nah.

- Keyboard solo, J.J. Abrams! Nice.

- If Edward Cullen doesn't win breakthrough performance, I'll...eat my hat? Do people still say that? No matter, he won anyway.

- Bruno - Sasha Baron Cohen has a death wish doing that to Eminem. Oh lordy.

- Efron! Yum. What? He's 21 now.

- I enjoy the Ryan Reynolds. That's all.

- More people should have seen Wanted - that movie was fun.

- Loving the Andy Samberg song montage. Who knew Leann Rimes had it in her?

- Hayden, oh no. No. No rapping.

- Following the WTF Award, WTF is Leighton Meester wearing? Girl, take some tips from Blair.

- Miley is so annoying. Get away. ("IT"S MILEY!!)

- Commercials: Dear Danny McBride - at this point, I'll see just about anything you're in.

- Kristen Stewart is so thrilled to be everywhere. Girl, stop it. Grin and bare it. Look at Zac Efron! That should make anyone smile.

- The new Twilight clip - that werewolf looks RIDICULOUS. But hey, Jasper!

- Ben Stiller gets a big award and not ONE moment of Heavywights is shown in the clip montage? Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, indeed.

- Keifer is looking so put-together tonight - I'm not sure I like it.

- Commercials - Sims 3 - sorry to my friends, but you may not see me for a while.

- My Sister's Keeper - I can't even watch the trailer without tearing up.

- McBride and Ferrell? Yes, please.

- Best Villain, Heath Ledger - not given out live? BOO. C'mon, that was ripe for a Cillian Murphy appearance.

- Best picture coming up, and let's not even bother with wondering what's going to win - Twilight, yo. This could have been such a HSM3 year if it weren't for those damn vampires. Now someone go and buy those kids some combs.

I guess that's it - pretty uneventful this year due to the bloodsuckers. Samberg was fun.

See you next year, y'all!

Oscars 2009 - The Liveblog (sort of)

Hello!!! Getting ready for the night of nights, the night of nights tonight....

Welcome to my favorite awards show of the year, The MotherEffing Oscars, baby. I say this will be a sort of liveblog because I'll be blogging during commercial breaks as I must focus all of my attention to the show. That's just how I roll with the Oscars, people. It's sacred territory. Anyhoo, stick with me and leave comments as we go if you've got something to say. Let's all liveblog together! Can you feel the love? Can you feel the excitement? Can you tell me why Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are going to be performing with Hugh Jackman? Can you believe that I'm actually excited about that? (PLEASE let it have something to do with Rob Lowe and Snow White dancing together.)

ANYWAY - it's time for the show, let's get this thing started! (P.S. I've got a 7-way Oscar pool going tonight so the stakes are high! Who will win in the battles of Penn/Rourke and Streep/Winslet? Why is Zac Efron performing again?)

- Hugh Jackman, looking FINE. Damn. Cute opening number - we may have something here.

- He-llo James Franco. Damn squared.

- Best Supporting Actress with 5 from the past - cool idea, but if they do this for every category we're going to be here all night. Penelope Cruz takes it, and my brother and I are both on the board.

- Bless you, Tina Fey and Steve Martin. Steve Martin was still one of my favorite hosts.

- That guy who wrote Milk is a cutie - too bad he doesn't like the ladies.

- Ugh, Jack Black. Gross. And come on people, did you have to go there with showing Brad and Angelina when Jennifer Aniston was presenting? You're better than that, show.

- Am I the only one who wanted to see Space Chimps after the Animation 2008 montage? Yes? Oh.

- Did the Japanese man who won for short-animated film winner really just thank his pencil? AWESOME. Oh my God, and then he ended his speech with, "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto." BEST. SPEECH. EVER.

- Costume design: always go with the period piece, people.

- Robert Pattinson - you're at the Oscars, man - look alive! Hi Lily Kane! Romance in 2008 montage - heavy on the High School Musical 3 which = awesome.

- Ben Stiller as wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix - okay, that was funny. You know what else was funny? Most of Heavyweights - rent it, people.

- "Please welcome Jessica Biel." Somewhere on the other side of the country, Eric is throwing up right now, I guarantee it.

- Comedy 2008 film with James Franco & Seth Rogen - good stuff. Ooh, and here they are! James Franco in a tux...[thud]

- Big musical number with Beyonce, the stars of Mamma Mia, and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Why does Beyonce never wear pants? Also? NOT ENOUGH EFRON. But damn, he looked good in that tux.

- Best Supporting Actor - Why is Philip Seymour Hoffman wearing a toque? I love you Robert Downey, Jr. Ugh, John Mayer sitting next to Diane Lane and Josh Brolin.

- This Heath Ledger thing and the guys in the audience with tears in their eyes is killing me.

- Bill Maher? WTF?

- Is the Man who was on the Wire really doing magic up there? My dad would totally do that.

- Hugh Jackman makes a Francois Truffaut reference and I have an unpleasant 400 Blows flashback.

- Why is Will Smith rising out of the floor like NKOTB? And why did I think of them first when I thought of people who rise out of the floor? Remember when they used to rise out in that white box and it flashed their cartoon characters on it? No? Oh.

- I just noticed that Will Smith looks like he's sporting some Soul-Glo. Now that song is going to be stuck in my head all night. But seriously, his hair is SHINY tonight.

- Enough Will Snith already. Bring back Efron or Franco. Better yet, bring up Robert Downey Jr.

- Eddie Murphy, fast-talking his way through the humanitarian award. That's the way to do it, sir.

- Jerry Lewis, keeping it brief - nice! However, that means my designated "special award snacktime" has been cut short.

- Efron presenting! And looking strangely like a young Jordan Catalano. But I still don't believe that is Alicia Keys with him. What happened to her? Oh, who cares, let's look at him again. Mmmm. Man, I am such a creep.

- This original song montage is snack time.

- Jai Ho is no It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp.

- Lucy has just texted me to tell me that Alicia Keys looked like a Vulcan. She said Zac Efron probably left her behind at the top of the stairs because he didn't want to touch her because Vulcans can mind meld. Totally.

- I'm sorry, this foreign language film winner's speech is fantastic. The Japanese should accept every award. I love this.

- I usually leave the fashion stuff up to the experts, but I LOVE Reese Witherspoon's dress.

- "We're going to finish the show on time this year." Yeah, okay.

- I seriously want Sophia Loren's body at that age. My God.

- Kate Winslet, FINALLY. Yay!

- Best Actor - Hey, isn't Anthony Hopkins a Sir as well? I love Michael Douglas's shiny tie. It's like Will Smith's hair! Ooh, Adrien Brody is looking homeless.

- Robert Pattinson is sitting behind Mickey Rourke, threatening to EAT MY SOUL.

- And Slumdog for the win, which - come on, who didn't see that one coming?

And that brings us to the end of yet another Oscar night. The show was fast-moving and enjoyable, and Hugh Jackman was a quite capable host when he was on, which was rarely. I enjoyed the new way they did the acting categories as well as the set-up of giving out the awards in the order of which a film is made. Clever, and it worked.

Oh, and Lucy totally kicked our asses in the pool, so big ups to her. See you next year!

Revisiting Movies From My Youth: The Good Son

Y'all - what the hell was I doing in 1993 that made me think this was a good movie?

Technically, this isn't even really a movie from my youth since I was 19 when it came out, but I think it still qualifies as a movie for me to revisit and see if it holds up and is as good as I thought it was back in the day. I remembered this movie during a debate over Elijah Wood's hotness the other day - the only thing that does hold up in re-watching this movie is my assertion that this is the movie that made me think Elijah Wood was going to grow up to be way cuter than he did. Now I'm not saying that Elijah Wood is ugly now - he's not bad, but he held so much more potential. These days he's quirky cute instead of being raging hot like I had predicted.

ANYWAY - back to this cinematic masterpiece. In the words of Farrah on my current guilty pleasure, Rock of Love: Bus, "What the French?" What the French, indeed. First of all, why the hell is this movie rated R? There's mild violence but all of the actual acts of violence take place off-camera. Other than that, it has ONE profanity in the whole movie, and it is Macauley Culkin dropping an f-bomb. I used to think that was the best scene of the movie - so badass, look at little Macauley and his lips that always make him look like he has on lipstick! But then again, I did only see this movie once before and it was in the theater in 1993. And if my memory serves correct, I had 2 major surgeries that year so it's possible that I was doped up on some meds when I saw this. It's the only explanation I can come up with for why I ever thought this movie was awesome. I mean, look at this trailer:



Besides showing you almost the entire movie, the cheesiness of that should have been a warning. I still can't believe I sat through the entire thing when I rewatched it the other night. Four minutes in I was thinking, "What have I done?" But I kept it on, hoping that possibly heavily-medicated 19 year-old me couldn't have been so crazy as to think this movie was awesome without a reason. So I waited for it to get better. In fact, I waited an entire hour and 22 minutes for it to get better, and at the one hour and 22 minute mark it finally got better because the credits rolled and it was over. It was painful, friends. What was wrong with me in 1993?

Final Result: Like I even have to say it. Oh Slow Rollers....

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Adding Insult to Injury Movie of the Day: I followed up the sheer shittiness of The Good Son with a viewing of the 1979 Roller Disco movie Roller Boogie 2 days later. All you need to know is that it stars Linda Blair as a rich girl who is off to Julliard but dreams of winning a roller boogie contest instead. Seriously:



At the end, The Professor turned to me and hissed, "Oh, you OWE me." He's got a point there.

2009 Golden Globes Live Blog

Welcome, welcome to the live blog of the 2009 PARTY OF THE YEAR. People, it is all downhill after this. It's so nice to have the Globes back after last year's press conference as it is one of my favorite awards shows, so welcome back, Globes.

Joining me for the live blog tonight are special guests Paul, David and The Professor. This should be interesting. Look for updates every ten minutes or so, and please - comment away if you've got something to say. And David has already been warned about the high likelihood of a Tom Hanks appearance, so be ready. Let's do this.

- Those Pussycat Dolls sure do like to open the show, don't they? When I grow up, I want to be a glorified stripper, mommy.

-Oh, hi Jennifer Lopez and Best Supporting Actress - Kate WInslet!!! Yay! Now someone please give this woman an Oscar already. Criminy. God, she looks gorgeous.

- PAUL: Is that Rumer Willis?
PAM: Yes, she's Miss Golden Globes.
PAUL: She looks like a man.

- Sting, looking like a TOTAL CREEP. Shit, what the hell, Sting?

- Best Original Song - PAUL: This one needs to win just because it's Miley Cyrus.
Oh, Paul.

- PAM: Ugh, I hate Bruce Springsteen. He can kiss my ass. Look at Mickey Rourke, he is such a hot mess.

- Helloooooo, Simon Baker. I want Eva Longoria's dress.

- Rumer Willis - PAUL: Oh, you f*cking ugly piece of shit. Oh, don't be all proud of her, Demi.

- Tom Hanks sighting! David is shaking his fist like no other.

- ...And we have Paul's first fart of the evening. THIS IS A FART-FREE ZONE!!!!

- DAVID & PAUL: Whoa, Drew Barrymore!
PAUL: She looks like she drove here with her head out the window.
DAVID: She looks like she just blew somebody.

- Zac Efron gets announced. PAM: Hold up, I need to pause this to give it my full attention.
DAVID: I hope he bust out with a dance number.
PAUL: Somebody's going to throw him a basketball and he's going to bust out some Getcha Head in the Game.
The PROFESSOR: He's wearing his basketball jersey under there.
PAM: Oh my God, he's totally going to sing Scream.

- Gabriel Byrne? Wah. Denied the Laurie!
DAVID: I so wanted Jonathan Rhys-Meyers up there.

- Zachary Quinto, looking FINE, unless you are Paul, who is offended that someone said he looks like him. Someone tell him that is a compliment - he's very upset. Paul, Sylar is HOT.

- Anna Paquin wins - DAVID: That's because she gets naked.
PAUL: Show a tit, get an award!

- I have just issued a Robert Downey Jr. is off-limits rule after Paul and David made rehab jokes at his expense. You do NOT touch the Downey.

- Ricky Gervais, with a drink in his hand - who is he, Kid Rock?

- EVERYONE: Why are the Jonas Brothers at the Golden Globes??
PAM: They are not attractive.

- Commercials - lengthly poo dollar discussion ensues. We are so classy.

- JOHNNY DEPP. Once, again, off limits. "And the Golden Globe goes to...." PAM: My vagina.
PROF: Pam can't go an hour without saying "my vagina."
PAM: True story.
PAUL: Rumer Willis, you ugly dirty bitch.
Still no idea what Paul's deal is about Rumer Willis.

- Okay, Sally Hawkins is cute and all, but where is the orchestra? Wrap it up, lady. If Dick Clark was running this, this would not be happening. He cuts off Frank Sinatra, because he is a GANGSTER like that. Mmm-hmm.

- DAVID: We should go see Happy Go Lucky this week. I heard she shows her business.
PAUL: Yeah, but she looks like Amy Winehouse so she probably has a dirty Winehouse cooter.
EVERYONE ELSE: AAAAGHHHH!

- Jake Gyllenhaal, too? This room is FULL of hotties. Good Lord.
DAVID: Why am I not in that room right now? Why am I here?

- Drew Barrymore - girl, that hair. But that dress is divine. I'll leave the hair up to my friends The Fug Girls.

- PAUL: Oh, f*cking P. Diddy. Get the hell out of there. [FART] That's what I think about Cranford.

- Tom Hanks! - David is currently holding up a knife to my TV.

- Demi Moore - PAUL: Oh, don't you even talk to your ugly daughter.

- Best Supporting Actor - First of many Heath Ledger awards. I still get a little misty. Ooh, GOB! Love you, Will Arnett.

- DAVID?: Colin Farrell, oh he can spit on me. Mmmm!

- PAM: If Tony Shalhoub wins tonight, I'm leaving.
PAUL: You live here.
PAM: Exactly.

Commercials - conversation about getting hookers on Craigs List ensues. We remain classy.

- Fart #6 - THIS A FART-FREE ZONE, Paul!!!!

- PAM: Why isn't Teeth up for anything? VAGINA DENTATA!!!!

- Alec Baldwin!! Thank you. In your FACE, Shalhoub!

- Renee Zellweger - PAM: Whoa!
DAVID: Shit, Renee.
PAUL: I love you, Renee, but not like this.

- Megan Fox, I might go gay for her for an hour or so. Angelina, too.
PAUL: She looked better on Hope & Faith. I just mentioned Hope & Faith and The View all within a minute.

- Tracy Morgan - fantastic speech. "Deal with it, Cate Blanchett!" Love it.

- PAUL: Pierce Brosnan, please sing for us.
EVERYONE: NO!

- P. Diddy gives out an award. PAUL: Oh, f*ck this shit. He and Rumer on the same stage, this is bullshit.
DAVID: Why hasn't he been shot yet?

- People, we are up to fart #10. We are at DEFCON FIVE HERE. Paul is not invited to the next awards show viewing.

- It is universally agreed in the room that Tina Fey rules.

- Commercials - PAUL: Does anyone want to tickle my feet?
EVERYONE ELSE: [silence]
DAVID: I'll tickle your prostate.
PAUL: I might poo a little.
DAVID: It's nature's lubricant.
EVERYONE: Ew!

- Steven Spielberg award = break time. Here's some photos from the night so far:











The farts, people. The farts.











For Catherine:



- Commercials - Multiple orgasm and Cialis discussion - classy still.

- I want Emma Thompson's shoes, y'all.

- The farts, people. I have to sleep in this room tonight. I may die.

- James Franco isn't there? Robbed of the Franco? Dammit.
DAVID: Colin Farrell can punch me in the face anytime. The things we could do with that Golden Globe. [whispering] Take off your pants.
PAM: He probably has things crawling on him, though. He's been around.
DAVID: I don't care - that's why they invited Rit.

- Best Actress, drama - PAM: Angelina Jolie can Changeling into my pants.
DAVID: Meryl Streep can get in mine. Mmm.
PAUL: She got robbed for Mamma Mia!
Winslet with the double - NICE! Yay!

- Susan Sarandon, always has to be poppong those boobs out. Put those away, Sarandon!

- Oh, Darren Aronofsky - please shave that 'stache.

- Mickey Rourke - when you start thanking YOUR DOGS, it is time to get off the stage.

- Commercials - golden shower and "double stuff" conversation ensues. Getting classier, folks.

- Slumdog Millionaire, and we're out. Fart count: eleventy thousand. I can't even.... Here's some more pictures from the rest of the night along with a special Golden Globes viewing edition of The Paul & Pam Show. Goodnight, y'all!











He is biting his toenails, people. NASTY.











Ladies and Gentleman, the Pregnant Transman.





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Paul & Pam Show - Episode 4

My head cold makes me VERY hard to understand. Sorry, y'all!

Thank You, Entertainment Weekly

Every so often, Entertainment Weekly brings my attention to something that is so magical and so wonderful that it just fills my world with joy. This occurred again last night when I watched the cinematic masterpiece that is The Room, all thanks to this article. My brother and my friend Joe watched it with me, and I thought Joe was going to choke at one point from laughing so hard. We were dying. My brother actually fell out of his chair at one point because he was laughing so hard. At the end of the movie, he announced, "That was even better than Manos: Hands of Fate." Quite true. We all also agreed that we need to watch it again as soon as possible and with as many people as we could get because everyone we know needs to see it immediately. And so do you. This review sums up the movie perfectly, but if you still need some coaxing, you need only watch these 6 seconds of the movie:



Pure magic.

How I Spent Most Of My Time Watching Twilight

I didn't know Peter Facinelli was in the movie, so as soon as he showed up on screen, all I could think about was parts of the opening of this clip, but mostly what happens at the 4:00 mark:



God, I love that movie.

Why I Love My Hair Salon

Because it's pretty much like this:



Okay, it's not exactly like that, but it's close. And anything that is remotely like Coming to America is awesome because that is one of the greatest movies ever made. When I was on YouTube looking for that clip, all I saw was the name "Randy Watson" above another one and I just started laughing at my desk like a crazy person. ANYway - back to my salon. I just started going there when I chopped my hair off in June, and it is always quite entertaining when I go. I see all kinds of people getting their hair done at the salon, and while I thought they specialized in things like mohawks and Manic Panic, I found out when I got there that they specialize in things like fades and weaves. The first time I went, there was a 75 year-old woman getting a waist-length weave in the chair next to me, and I fell in love with the place immediately. I get my hair cut by Shorty, who does a crazy awesome job and charges me peanuts for it. And then there is the entertainment value. On one side of the salon, there are 2 women stylists for the female clients, and on the other side there are 6 or 7 barbers for the men. The head barber is a real ball buster and gets everyone going. One time I was there and he was going back and forth with a sassy older woman who was sitting next to me. Her daughter was the other stylist and the mother was just giving it right back to the barber, ending every sassy retort with a drawn-out "shoooooot!" She reminded me of Marla Gibbs on 227, which is always a wondrous thing to be reminded of. (Some time, ask me to do my impression of Regina King saying, "Calvin!") At one point, this exchange took place:

MOTHER: (to barber) You need to go to CHURCH!
BARBER: (singing) Oh, I have got the church all up IN ME!
MOTHER: Mmm-hmmm.
BARBER: Hallelujah! You better believe it, son!
MOTHER: Your mother should have whooped you upside the head, boy. Shooooot!

I've never seen the Barbershop movies, but I imagine things like this must go on in them. Especially when the barber was commenting about the daughter not wearing her weave that day because she had her hair done earlier and he told the salon, "It's like her American Express card, she don't leave home without it!" Then the daughter agreed, adding, "You know I carry an extra one in my purse, and that is no joke."

I want to carry a weave in my purse now.

Anyway, I went to the salon on Thursday and the main barber was all fired up about a local boxing match that was going to be taking place that night. He was trying to take bets from everyone and then it led to a 10 minute long conversation about boxing, and the whole time I just thought, "Oh my God, I have now passed through the looking glass and am in Coming to America. This is the greatest place in the world. PLEASE let someone yell out, 'Rocky Marciano?!'" Sadly, they didn't, but I did get to hear about someone named Pumpkin. Plus, I got a trim on my fun and funky haircut that took an hour and fifteen minutes and only cost me $15. And that's with a wash and dry included - haircut and a show. How can you go wrong? My salon? RULES.

I *HEART* Bootleggers

Because even though these aren't the highest quality on earth, they'll get me through until the DVD comes out. Or until I see this again in the theater, which, let's be honest, will be soon. Paul and I went to see it for the second time tonight and cried together because we are 10 year-old girls. Anyhoo - here's where we get excited the most:



That one is Paul's favorite. I do love it very much myself, but my heart belongs to Scream, aka the new Bet On It:



...And now that's stuck in my head again. Dammit!

This is our last chance to get it right, this is our last cha...holy crap!

You know, oftentimes when I may catch a glimpse or seven at a High School Musical movie, I find myself telling Zac Efron to pull up his pants already. However, let me stress to Mr. Efron that this advice only applies to those movies, and not, for example, when he is out on a beach somewhere. In other circumstances such as a beach walk or something, I am QUITE happy to let him let those pants hang as low as he wants to, and I highly encourage it because DAMN:



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"We Are Creeps" Winners of the Week: Me and David, during a showing of High School Musical 3 on Saturday night. (What? I went. I know. But it was 10 PM and there were 8 other people in the theater. But I'm going to go again. What? I sort of liked it.) ANYhoo - David and I cemented our "We Are Creeps" status right at the opening shot, when the screen fades from black into a close-up of a heavy-breathing, sweaty and soaking wet Zac Efron.

PAM: Guh!
DAVID: HOT.

Fast forward to a scene where Zac is lying on the floor in his girlfriend's room:

PAM: I want him to come lay in my room like that.
DAVID: Mmm hmmm.

Later, right before he is about to sing Scream, which is totally the new Bet On It, Zac goes to his locker and turns with his back to the camera and takes his shirt off so he can put on his basketball jersey for the big number. This is what transpired during the naked-back moment:

PAM: (all whispery) Turn around. Turn around.
DAVID: C'mon, do it.
PAM: Turn around!

Zac puts on his jersey before turning around....

DAVID: Aww!
PAM: Dammit!
THE PROFESSOR: [The universal "How old is that boy, you creeps?" look]

We are total creeps. Still - now you can see above what we were missing when he wouldn't just TURN THE EFF AROUND ALREADY. Wow, I need help. Does anyone have the number for Creeps Anonymous?

Oh. My. God. : The Apple Edition

Y'all - if you haven't seen this movie, I recommend that you Netflix that shit IMMEDIATELY and gather a bunch of people together to watch it. Frito introduced a bunch of us to it tonight and I still can't believe what just happened. I mean, all you need is one look at the trailer to see how fantastic it is:



See it NOW.